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Gauntlett Institute lighteningG.I's flag ship research & products are actually available to buy!

SAVE THE WORLD WITH OUR GIFTS & IDEAS!

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ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Years of research have borne the fruit
of this revolutionary new gift concept.

In this latest video presentation the G.I. turn
the tables on modern conventional thinking.

Learn about the sharpest cutting edge in giving and buy.

Absolutely Nothing

WATCH PROF. GAUNTLETT'S
LECTURE DISCUSSING THE SCIENCE of
Absolutely Nothing.

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COSMOS TRAVELLER CERTIFICATE _ the ULTIMATE alternative birthday card!

Brand NEW!

Prove how far you've come with these certificates of distance travelled through the cosmos, officially calculated and recognised by the Gauntlett Institute.

Cleverly calculated by the:
– Rotation of Earth
– Rotation of Earth around the Sun
– Distance of our solar system around the galaxy
– Distance of our galaxy through the universe!

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LOST MARBLES RETRIEVAL EARTH FUNERAL TICKETS

Private Investigations.
We will find your lost Marbles.

Hire us today!

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Lost Marbles

Join us in Ethiopia in 2039!

Because if we don't change our destiny... It'll be good to say goodbye. If we save ourselves, we'll have one crazy party regardless. Win, win.

Get your tickets today!

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Earth Funeral
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KITCHEN ROLL MINI© WORLD PIECE

The revolutionary
new size for
kitchen roll!

Find out more and see how we produce Kitchen Roll Mini©

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Kitchen Roll mini

What we always wanted!

Ear studs, tie-pins pins, fridge magnets made from old tin globes.
Delivered with
a poem about Utopia!

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TIME MACHINE AGED WHISKEY© TIME MACHINE AGED WHISKEYS, WINES AND CHEESES
Professor Gauntlett's very own recipe. (out of stock)   Hardback and Kindle edition  
  Time Machine Aged Whiskeys, Wines and cheeses

Buy the amazing new book about how to create your own time machine aged whiskies, wines and cheeses, and much more.

Professor Gauntlett leads you step by step through the process including the blue prints for building your first home made time machine.

Fantastic.

First edition and Kindle edition: SOLD OUT

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